Monday, June 4, 2007

american's do not know how to make coffee

have a three goals that i must reach before i return home to melbourne or berlin. the three goals are (in order):
1. find a GOOD soy cafe latte. american's (and i am assuming canada) have no idea how to make a coffee. they steam the milk way too hot and it burns your entire mouth, soy milk is not suppose to be hot! the beans they use are shit and not strong enough and i assume the extraction is shit thus not having enough crema. they do not sell flat whites (wft?) annd the milk is too frothy with loads of bubbles, not the smooth, velvet texture it is suppose to have! grr..this makes me angry and grumpy (not to mention tired) for the entire day!
2. good vegetarian food! (i did just have an amazing tofu basil stir fry..mmm)
3. have sex countless times!oh and possibily fall in love.

okay, four goals.i have a confession...today i felt very attracted to my tour guide...it was a MAN!! mm...penis?! let me think about that one...

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